How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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