Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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