Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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