So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Randomize
