Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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