She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Well I just put wine in my tea
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
