He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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