I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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