if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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