I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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