So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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