He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
She's the barista slut.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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