You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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