I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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