Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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