Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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