is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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