I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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