i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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