My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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