i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
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