Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Nicole vs. Life
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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