Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
this just has baby written all over it
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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