Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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