I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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