Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
