she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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