i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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