Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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