He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Randomize
