he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
worst night to have a conscience
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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