margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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