Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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