Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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