turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
