awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Come see our sink grown plant.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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