Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
A+ Viking dick
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
