Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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