Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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