Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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