i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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