So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
So much rum. So many feels.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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