In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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