I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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