Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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