Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I think i got beer on your cat.
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