It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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