batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
