My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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