So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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