Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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