Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I need to align my fucking chakras
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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